So much better!
Whilst the Wags are being kept away from the England squad, so as not to bother the players with asking them who they’re texting, they must be pretty bored. All there is to do is to force themselves to brush up on their shopping skills and compare the scale of orangness of their tans. For the rest of the country’s football widows, alas no such luck. So we had a wee idea of our own to keep those football widows happy. Imagine a football dream team with a whole squad of George Clooneys. Wouldn’t that be worth hogging the sofa and watching as if your life depended on it. Stuff the likes of Wayne Rooney and new captain Steven Gerrard how about captain George, mid fielder George and defender George? Good looking, charming and quite frankly not as squeaky of voice as David Beckham. Problem solved. I expect the Wags wouldn’t say no to a bit of George either!