Posts Tagged ‘Vest top t-shirts’

FizzyT, January 11th, 2011

Mantra-tastic!

Having written about Sweaty Betty’s Mantra vest just the very other day, I just couldn’t stop thinking about the inversion safety precaution. Thus it was that I ordered said vest t-shirt with a view to a proper review, and it arrived yesterday. The reason the inversion aspect held such a bizarre fascination was down to the fact that I have never been able to dislodge a particularly disturbing image from my mind.

A great friend of mine who is very keen on yoga, been doing classes for years, told me about one yoga teacher who never wore pants under his shorts, a fact made obvious when he demonstrated an inverted pose and exhibited what might be termed a large amount of testicular seepage. Ew! Ever since, I have been convinced that one should only attempt a shoulder-stand if trussed up like an Egyptian mummy. All over.

Would the Sweaty Betty Mantra vest be up to the job? Could it hold in an average tummy or at least camouflage the remnants of too many turkey dinners? Is this the lifestyle alternative to the corset?

Well, having taken a look at it when it arrived I have to say, it didn’t look much different to, say your average vest t-shirt. Good length, a fairly narrow ribbed fabric, but not all that much to write home about. (Except that I was at home, so that would be pointless anyway). However the acid test was the girls in the office. Maybe not so much into their yoga, they know a soft t-shirt when they see one. What was popular with this garment was the length, the softness and the fact that it would fit under plenty of other layers quite discreetly (that’s such a ladies word ‘isn’t it, discreetly!). Needless to say, I won’t be getting that t-shirt back, neither will Sweaty Betty.

So, the iron clad conclusion is this: Sweaty Betty Mantra Vest is an amazing freebie. Might not keep you all in if you’re intent on hanging upside down for a while, but soft and long. Still can’t get that image out of my head though!

FizzyT, January 10th, 2011

Provocativi-tee!

Browse, browse, browse….it’s all in a hard day’s work here. Scrolling through website upon website looking for unusual, stylish or downright weird t-shirts. It’s one of those activities that never fails to entertain, although occasionally one has to stray off the beaten t-shirt track and venture into pastures new. Slinkiest of lingerie brands Agent Provocateur was not where I was expecting to find a great t-shirt print, but what with wonders never ceasing, that’s just what I found. (and this, but that’s not the point!)

Famed for being saucier than a Heinz factory, Agent Provocateur have produced a seriously good vest t-shirt with a marvellous print featuring a scantily clad young lady, who has overcome the Queen’s guard and is wearing one of their enormous hats.

This is t-shirt printing at it’s best. I love the drawing, and it’s all done with a great sense of fun. It’s quite steep at £65, and wouldn’t be suitable for all occasions, but it’s my favourite t-shirt this year so far.

FizzyT, September 6th, 2010

This Paris or that Paris?

I keep wondering if it’s just me thinking that I see more and more celebrities wearing t-shirts with not so discreet messages printed on them. But a little snippet in Glamour magazine definitely confirmed my thoughts. Swedish/ Canadian actress Malin Akerman is shown in LA wearing a vest bearing the slogan “Paris is Overrated” and a broken heart underneath it. Might a feud be brewing between her and alleged vacuous coke head Hilton or is she just bored of travelling? Either way, it’s a great t-shirt and a sure fire way of getting people talking. I love Glamour magazine’s style tip which is “DO wear witty vest tops and tees to inject some tongue-in-cheek fun to your wardrobe.” Am in total agreement!

FizzyT, May 31st, 2010
Yummy!

Yummy!

Having done a Mr Topshop yesterday (well, it was Topman, actually, but I can never get over the fact that the very name sounds like the 90′s spewed it out in horror!) I thought I should go and see what the girly store has to offer. Topshop never fail to deliver with their super coolness and good pricing. This little strawberry number is almost too cute to be real. Great as either a shorter than short dress, or a long tunic t-shirt top if you are a little more modest or only have black underwear. Should take you straight into the tennis season, what with the delicious little strawberries embroidered all over it. Perfect if you happen to be sauntering on down to Wimbledon to watch the tennis. All you need is the Pimms, darling!

FizzyT, May 23rd, 2010
I can give you whatever you want!

I can give you whatever you want!

Sarah Ferguson has always been on the outside of the Royal family. Even when she was in it.  After having her toes sucked in the name of financial advice, writing some kids books (honestly, no wonder the state of the nation if Sarah, Katie Price, Madonna et al are telling bedtime stories to kids), being a big Weight Watcher, going bankrupt a few times, I bet the Royal Family are wishing they’d sent her into space.  Not exactly what a princess did in the kids’ books I read as a child! Still, she’s always been rather jolly, and done lots for charidee, and I’m always rather partial to the outsider, so she doesn’t even reach the top 100 of my “only famous for being horribly persistent” list, (which, I warn you, is long indeed!)

But now the silly sausage has succumbed to a sting by the undercover News of the World reporter, Mazher Mahmood. More commonly known as the “Fake Sheikh”, the scourge of gullible celebs everywhere. For the princely sum of 500  000 dollars, she offered to set up a meeting with Prince Andrew, who would open doors that presumably only princes can open, promising untold riches for the fake sheikh and a quick back hander for her.

Caught red handed, as well as red haired, The duchess formerly known as Fergie now has a lot of explaining to do. Why was she selling an introduction to Prince Andrew? Why did she not check the “investor” out, at least a bit? And is that big slumping sound the communal sigh of the MPs as at least it wasn’t one of them this time?

Whatever the answers to these frighteningly insightful questions, one thing is for sure. The News of the World will be milking this story until all that is left of Sarah Ferguson is her mane of titan hair. Which is a shame, really.

FizzyT, April 25th, 2010
Cheryl and Alexandra, and did a bird poo on her jeans?

Cheryl and Alexandra, and did a bird poo on her jeans?

Arrrr! I of the beady eye have spotted a bunch of anchors adorning a bunch of er……celebrities we’ll call them, shall we! What with summer just around the corner, we’re seeing the first glimpses of the trends that will keep getting more and more prevalent as they filter through to us mere mortals, who are sadly sans stylists, and bucketloads of designer freebies. I first spotted our Cheryl with an anchor on her chest, and no it wasn’t Ashley, it was a t-shirt. Shortly after, I saw the same t-shirt on X-Factor winner Alexandra Burke. Coincidence? Maybe. Then things started happening. The image of an anchor printed onto a t-shirt seemed to be everywhere. Cult American brand Wildfox Couture do a rather nifty number, if you want to get in on the act, or the high street goldmine that is Topshop.

T-shirt vest with Anchor.

T-shirt vest with Anchor.

However, for utter originality go and make your own. Then you can totally colour coordinate your outfit. I have chosen a tatoo-y anchor to print onto a vest top t-shirt, but you could get creative and dig out some colouring pencils. Anchors away!