Shoreditch House Sunday Pool Party Outfit!

I was having a nice flick through Vogue when I spotted model Tolula Adeyemi wearing a most beautiful t-shirt ensemble. I’m not sure if you can technically have a t-shirt ensemble where there’s just the one t-shirt involved, but there you are, it felt like an ensemble. Tolula calls it her “Shoreditch House Sunday Pool Disco” look. Wow, how totally fabulous is she? What a combination, and how wonderfully occasion specific? I shall henceforth label all my looks thus. A quick glance around the office makes me wonder how much more exciting we might all sound if we gave a happening vibe-y name to what we are wearing. But then a second glance and a sip of cold tea makes me think “Hmm maybe not!”

I myself could be casually described as sporting that “slightly overslept uncoordinated straight to the supermarket after work, probably crash out on the sofa later or watch the next Holmes on IPlayer” look, hardly very aspirational, is it? I don’t think Vogue would be interested. The boss, meanwhile has his “straight to the pub after work” look going on.(I know this because his nephew made him a t-shirt that says “Straight to the Pub after Work?”) Ah, we are not at all enhanced by labelling of our clothes as per fabulous lifestyle. I will leave it to Tolula, who wearing a skull rainbow Religion t-shirt and jeans, sounds as great as she looks.