Posts Tagged ‘Kids T-Shirts’

FizzyT, August 25th, 2010

Milkies!

Just hearing the news that Sam Cam had gone and popped early made me go all warm and fuzzy inside. So, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I thought I’d find a few nice little baby t-shirts and/or baby grows for the newest little addition to the Cameron clan.

Whilst one of my very favourite slogans for babywear is the old one of “I’ve just spent 9 months inside”, I did find a website called “Dribble Factory” which has a selection of cracking slogans for a range of baby items, from long sleeved t-shirts to bibs and bodysuits. I love the “I broke it, so sue me” slogan, but my mega favourite has to be the father and baby “I heart boobies” twin pack. Kinda funny and gross at the same time. The “Evil Dictator” t-shirt would be fitting for quite a few toddlers, and you might need to find parents with a good sense of humour to appreciate the “I blame the parents” option.

I am so evil!

But what would be the most suitable for the Camerons? Oh, it has to be an “I agree with Nick” t-shirt, no question!

FizzyT, August 18th, 2010

Mine, all mine!

Mine, mine, mine!

The lovely Megan Fox is often in the papers for achingly banal reasons, like she’s out. She’s not out. She’s wearing a t-shirt, and so on. I did like this set of pictures though showing how the Foxy one has been t-shirt sniping from her stepson. Whether or not they are the same t-shirt is up to you, you have look closely at their collars and cuffs to see for sure; they may well have ordered a his and mini hers set. But to me it seems as though she’s been rifling in little Kassius’s wardrobe to find one of his t-shirts that she can nab and wear as a cheeky retro vintage looking little crop top. Either that or she’s had it spinning at 90 degrees for a few hours!

FizzyT, July 30th, 2010

Don't do as I do!

It did occur to me, that as the summer holidays loom incessantly ahead of us, there might be just one or two parents with enough energy left to maintain a sense of humour, who might find this t-shirt grimly amusing.

Although for others it might be just a smidgen too close to the truth for little Johnny to be seen wearing as he smites all his friends over the head once again with that wooden sword he trantrumed his parents into getting on yesterday’s phenomenally expensive day out.

I did see a lovely round child in a t-shirt today that said “I Love Pies” on the front, which I thought was very amusing as he obviously did. And then I came across this little gem from the hilarious Snorg Tees. Although it’s meant for adults, the slogan works brilliantly on those little tearaways who think life should be lived to the max, 24 hours a day, so this t-shirt is for the parents of boys, who will of course, be boys!

FizzyT, April 19th, 2010
Career Sorted!

Career Sorted!

Parents are up in arms this week that bargain store Primark have been selling, amongst other unsavoury items, padded bras for 7 year olds, and t-shirts bearing the slogan “Future Wag”. Now whilst dressing up for little girls has been around for a lot longer than Primark, this new venture has earned it a slap on the wrist from Mumsnet, the parenting police, and all offending articles have been removed forthwith. No more strutting around as if you’re married to a footballer please girls. Far better to dress up as a Disney princess, a mermaid or a fairy. Would the t-shirts have been any less offensive if they had advertised other aspirations, I wonder. “Future Sales Assistant” might not sound all that inspiring to most parents, but surely “Future High Court Judge” is a little too ambitious too young, isn’t it? And doesn’t every parent want their daughter to grow up, live in a big mansion with no money worries and be able to go shopping a lot? Financial security is not to be sniffed at, even if it does come with a perma tan.