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Priceless Investment!

FizzyT — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:01:52 +0000

love it when celebrities auction of their old stuff. And although not quite in Elizabeth Taylor’s league, Katie Price, aka Jordan has been selling off her old tat for years Peter Andre and Alex Reid included). I absolutely love this t-shirt she’s flogging on Ebay at the moment. A perfect piece of Katie and a little bit of celeb history. The slogan reads “I’m the girl your parents warned you about” on a t-shirt by Crafted. Isn’t that just brilliant? Might have to put a bid in and hang it on T-shirt Studio’s wall, as the ultimate in t-shirt memorabilia!

Deflated!

FizzyT — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:05:47 +0000

Things being what they are in this modern age of television, you might think that Alex Reid would have an inkling of what he was getting into by marrying Katie Price. Known primarily for her alter ego Jordan and inflatable assets, Katie is a walking, talking reality TV show. Reid, who is a cage fighter and wannabe actor is said to have gotten fame hungry, and have used her to further his career. The irony was too much for anyone to bear, so he has to go. Right now! One thing you can say for Ms Price, she doesn’t hang about. Cue lots of teary interviews and photoshoots from both sides. A reconciliation, maybe? A new clothing range? Definitely more Botox.

Anyway, here’s Alex in happier times, in a lovely rhinestone t-shirt, back when he was full of sparkle, and Katie had some very bizarre feathery pants (or was that pre-waxing?). Ah, the good old days!

I’ll Have What She’s Having!

FizzyT — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 19:14:55 +0000

Her lips are sealed!

There was a marvellously trashy interview with Katie Price in the Guardian today. Describing her appearance, she stated “When I had my boobs done in America, they did them wrong, and I don’t know what they put in my lips” You gotta love her, she’s nothing if not honest. But whereas most of the world might say “Rather you than me, love” and “Isn’t she starting to look like Pete Burns” and that sort of derogatory thing, it seems as though the embouchere comonly known as the ”trout pout” is here to stay.

Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab and here to stay (for a while at least) has obviously taken a leaf out of Price’s book. Her dodgy surgeons address book, that is. “I want those lips”" she must’ve screamed, “give them to me…now!” (pure conjecture this, by the way). And here she is, wearing one of those “ironic” t-shirts, the slogan on which reads “True beauty is within”. Eeek! Does she mean “True beauty is within the snake whose toxic venom plumps up my lips” is it that within? I simply can’t think of any other that Lilo could be referring to. More blow up dolly than Angelina Jolie, they’re the lips you’d most like to cling on to if you’re boat capsized. Still, having said that…..I love the t-shirt!

The Price and the Fight!

FizzyT — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:22:44 +0000

Pink Princess!

Funnily enough, I’ve almost started to feel sorry for Alex Reid. Absorbed into the juggernaut of self publicity that is Katie Price, he really doesn’t stand a chance. Peter Andre has fairly successfully adopted the persona of someone with a slight and fragile air of mastication, chewed up and spat out by his erstwhile missus. The Reidernator, who touted himself as manly cage fighter with bendy nose, has no such claims to pathetic victim status. If he jumps on the Andre bandwagon, he will lose all credibility (er?), and be consigned to Z-list appearances with X Factor rejects and Big Brother contestants who still haven’t got the message. If he sticks with her (though it’s not really his choice is it?) he will be forever swamped by her fame and vast assets. Whatever is an alpha male fighting type to do when faced with such a tough decision?

Well, the answer is, who cares? As long as Katie herself is still pneumatic and pink. Which she is, she most certainly is. She will go on being pink, come what may. Here she is, at an inexplicably popular book signing, wearing her own Katie Price brand t-shirt, pink of course, (I feel she is the natural successor to Barbara Cartland) which reads “Horses are like chocolate; one’s just not enough” That could also apply to husbands, I think.

Paradise Waylaid!

FizzyT — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:01:33 +0000

Paradise Price!

Amidst a whole lot of controversy and spangles, Katie Price has been promoting her new book, Paradise. You might have thought she wouldn’t have time to write all of these books, and er…yeah…. I guess you’d be right, but I can’t really see that bothering anyone who buys it, can you? Price, who could run advanced degree courses on how to self publicise, is slightly better known for her celebrity ubiquitousness than any actual achievements in the literary world.

However, I would so love it if some of the Booker Prize nominees would turn up to a book signing wearing a sparkly version of their sparkly book on their enormous chests a la Katie. It has got to be one of the best pieces of clothing I have ever seen, the personalised sequin tutu. Everyone will want one, and Katie Price will once again prove that not only is she having the last laugh, it is taking her all the way to the bank!

Paying the Price!

FizzyT — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:44:41 +0000

Wearing the trousers....just!

That Katie Price is one tough cookie. Having bounced back already from her disastrous attempt at a pop career (again), she’s forging ahead with her newest venture, whatever that is; probably a new perfume or book or husband. Current husband, cage fighter and all round macho guy Alex Reid is struggling to prove he’s the one with the trousers in the top celeb relationship. The fact that he’s often seen dressing as a woman hasn’t 100% helped to be honest, but when you’re married to Katie Price, being a tough guy cage fighter broken nose type probably isn’t good enough. Pah! She has them for breakfast and spits their little toes out when she’s had enough. Alex said this week ‘People have been saying I come across as henpecked in our show Katie & Alex: For Better, For Worse, and that is fine – I guess I am! But the important thing is, it’s only when I want to be – I allow Katie to do it!‘ Bless!

So, a little quote for Alex today, and for the henpecked everywhere. Wear it on your t-shirt if your trousers have been purloined by your partner or inscribe it on your mug to look at while you sit in your shed, trembling!

Say What you See!

FizzyT — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:23:25 +0000

No, please, please don't photograph me!

I do so love it when stars have personal slogans on their t-shirts, confident in the knowledge that they will be photographed by the paparazzi and everyone will read their message. Katie Price and Peter Andre are pros when it comes to this method of communication, probably because their PR teams have been tipping the paps off wherever they go. But what if you aren’t such great tabloid fodder? This little number that Gary Oldman was spotted wearing at Los Angeles International Airport is a great lesson in the art of media control. As he is a serious actor, one can obviously see he is a master of irony via t-shirt messaging. If he hadn’t worn the t-shirt, nobody would have bothered to take his picture, as it is, he makes the front page of several newspapers and gossip magazines. Fabulous, dahling!

Headliners!

FizzyT — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:46:38 +0000

Diamante Dad!

Nary a days seems to pass without a story of Peter Andre or Katie Price (should that be Reid now? No, she will make him change his name, surely) threatening to sue each other for something or other which nobody believed anyway. There seems to be so much to-ing and fro-ing between the two, you might start wondering if they weren’t protesting a little too much….

This little number from Peter (that’s SAINT Peter to you, mind) is to rise above all that petty nastiness (like when Katie wore her ‘Team Price‘ t-shirts) and put the children first. Sporting a diamanté Team Children t-shirt, he’s doing what him and Katie do best; writing the headlines on their t-shirts themselves before anyone else has a chance. Kinda unsporting, but then who was it who said a picture is worth a thousand words? What would they say if they found out that these days the t-shirt says it all?

Plan Botox!

FizzyT — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:38:41 +0000

Party Girl!

You can always rely on Katie Price to perform her role as pantomime villain right down to the last detail. She rarely disappoints either, as any good baddie worth her salt she remains utterly remorseless,and relentless in her pursuit of world domination via all things pink and shiny, oblivious to the boos and hisses surrounding her. She is wonderfully good entertainment however, much more fun to watch than arch rival and daintily boring goodie Cheryl Cole.

Her latest bad deed is to take her friends out on a hen to to have group Botox (gasp!) ahead of her second lot of nuptials to pantomime dufus Alex Reid (think Buttons but with less brain cells). Spotted the other day all wearing sparkly diamanté t-shirts, a big hen do favourite, they descended on Milton Keynes en masse for a day of injections and pampering.

I can’t wait to see them on the big day. Will they all look startled, or like a group of shop dummies, devoid of expression and rather plastic? Once again, our Katie is compelling in her chavness, bless her. And just to put the icing on the (wedding) cake, she’s releasing her first solo single in July. If it’s anything like this, we’ll be in for a real treat!