Posts Tagged ‘Katie Price’

Paradise Waylaid!
FizzyT, July 31st, 2010

Paradise Price!

Amidst a whole lot of controversy and spangles, Katie Price has been promoting her new book, Paradise. You might have thought she wouldn’t have time to write all of these books, and er…yeah…. I guess you’d be right, but I can’t really see that bothering anyone who buys it, can you? Price, who could run advanced degree courses on how to self publicise, is slightly better known for her celebrity ubiquitousness than any actual achievements in the literary world.

However, I would so love it if some of the Booker Prize nominees would turn up to a book signing wearing a sparkly version of their sparkly book on their enormous chests a la Katie. It has got to be one of the best pieces of clothing I have ever seen, the personalised sequin tutu. Everyone will want one, and Katie Price will once again prove that not only is she having the last laugh,  it is taking her all the way to the bank!

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Paying the Price!
FizzyT, July 27th, 2010

Wearing the trousers....just!

That Katie Price is one tough cookie. Having bounced back already from her disastrous attempt at a pop career (again), she’s forging ahead with her newest venture, whatever that is; probably a new perfume or book or husband. Current husband, cage fighter and all round macho guy Alex Reid is struggling to prove he’s the one with the trousers in the top celeb relationship. The fact that he’s often seen dressing as a woman hasn’t 100% helped to be honest, but when you’re married to Katie Price, being a tough guy cage fighter broken nose type probably isn’t good enough. Pah! She has them for breakfast and spits their little toes out when she’s had enough. Alex said this week ‘People have been saying I come across as henpecked in our show Katie & Alex: For Better, For Worse, and that is fine – I guess I am! But the important thing is, it’s only when I want to be – I allow Katie to do it!‘ Bless!

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So, a little quote for Alex today, and for the henpecked everywhere. Wear it on your t-shirt if your trousers have been purloined by your partner or inscribe it on your mug to look at while you sit in your shed, trembling!

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Say What you See!
FizzyT, July 13th, 2010
No, please, please don't photograph me!

No, please, please don't photograph me!

I do so love it when stars have personal slogans on their t-shirts, confident in the knowledge that they will be photographed by the paparazzi and everyone will read their message. Katie Price and Peter Andre are pros when it comes to this method of communication, probably because their PR teams have been tipping the paps off wherever they go. But what if you aren’t such great tabloid fodder? This little number that Gary Oldman was spotted wearing at Los Angeles International Airport is a great lesson in the art of media control. As he is a serious actor, one can obviously see he is a master of irony via t-shirt messaging. If he hadn’t worn the t-shirt, nobody would have bothered to take his picture, as it is, he makes the front page of several newspapers and gossip magazines. Fabulous, dahling!

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Headliners!
FizzyT, July 11th, 2010
Diamante Dad!

Diamante Dad!

Nary a days seems to pass without a story of Peter Andre or Katie Price (should that be Reid now? No, she will make him change his name, surely) threatening to sue each other for something or other which nobody believed anyway. There seems to be so much to-ing and fro-ing between the two, you might start wondering if they weren’t protesting a little too much….

This little number from Peter (that’s SAINT Peter to you, mind) is to rise above all that petty nastiness (like when Katie wore her ‘Team Price‘ t-shirts) and put the children first. Sporting a diamanté Team Children t-shirt, he’s doing what him and Katie do best; writing the headlines on their t-shirts themselves before anyone else has a chance. Kinda unsporting, but then who was it who said a picture is worth a thousand words? What would they say if they found out that these days the t-shirt says it all?

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Plan Botox!
FizzyT, June 15th, 2010
Party Girl!

Party Girl!

You can always rely on Katie Price to perform her role as pantomime villain right down to the last detail. She rarely disappoints either, as  any good baddie worth her salt she remains utterly remorseless,and relentless in her pursuit of world domination via all things pink and shiny, oblivious to the boos and hisses surrounding her. She is wonderfully good entertainment however, much more fun to watch than arch rival and daintily boring goodie Cheryl Cole.

Her latest bad deed is to take her friends out on a hen to to have group Botox (gasp!) ahead of her second lot of nuptials to pantomime dufus Alex Reid (think Buttons but with less brain cells). Spotted the other day all wearing sparkly diamanté t-shirts, a big hen do favourite, they descended on Milton Keynes en masse for a day of injections and pampering.

I can’t wait to see them on the big day. Will they all look startled, or like a group of shop dummies, devoid of expression and rather plastic? Once again, our Katie is compelling in her chavness, bless her. And just to put the icing on the (wedding) cake, she’s releasing her first solo single in July. If it’s anything like this, we’ll be in for a real treat!

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