Getting hot under the (dog) collar!

If you thought Angelina Jolie had always been the earth mother planet saving type then you must have been living under a stone for a lot longer than is good for you.

Back in the day she was a regular wild child, getting married with vials of blood around her neck (well, bouquets can be expensive and maybe she has hayfever, poor love), stories of female lovers (right, like anyone’s complaining about that!) and other tales of the sort of delinquency that quite fankly makes it a bit disappointing that Miss Jolie has gone on to become an Oscar winning actress, mother of 6, UN Ambassador, humanitarian and bit of fluff to Brad Pitt, now beardless and once again vying for title of hottest being on the planet. Brad, not Angelina; the beard bit anyway.

Now, just as she is busy promoting her new film Salt, stories of her outrageous past have once again surfaced, partly due to “biographer” Andrew Morton bringing out a tell all book about the star, and the obligatory photos of Angelina with nipple tape, blindfolded and smoking what is alleged to be heroin. All sounds a bit like a Lady Gaga video to me. Still it’s a non scandal made in t-shirt heaven, and oh boy did the boss have fun researching this one!

Check out the t-shirt we’re calling “The Angelina” hot huh?