You can always rely on Katie Price to perform her role as pantomime villain right down to the last detail. She rarely disappoints either, as any good baddie worth her salt she remains utterly remorseless,and relentless in her pursuit of world domination via all things pink and shiny, oblivious to the boos and hisses surrounding her. She is wonderfully good entertainment however, much more fun to watch than arch rival and daintily boring goodie Cheryl Cole.
Her latest bad deed is to take her friends out on a hen to to have group Botox (gasp!) ahead of her second lot of nuptials to pantomime dufus Alex Reid (think Buttons but with less brain cells). Spotted the other day all wearing sparkly diamanté t-shirts, a big hen do favourite, they descended on Milton Keynes en masse for a day of injections and pampering.
I can’t wait to see them on the big day. Will they all look startled, or like a group of shop dummies, devoid of expression and rather plastic? Once again, our Katie is compelling in her chavness, bless her. And just to put the icing on the (wedding) cake, she’s releasing her first solo single in July. If it’s anything like this, we’ll be in for a real treat!
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